Quotes for a 'Book'ed Weekend 📚

If you love books, you'll love, laugh at and relate to these quotes!

'I’m not addicted to reading. I can stop as soon as I finish the next chapter.' -Every bibliophile ever

'“Classic”. A book which people praise and don’t read.’- Mark Twain

'How to shop with a bookworm:

1. Enter the store 2. Keep eyes on your bookworm at all times 3. Wow, okay, you lost them 4. They’re gone forever now' -Anonymous

'If you’re going to binge, literature is definitely the way to do it.'- Anonymous

'Just in case things get boring, I’m bringing a book.' -All the book lovers

‘When a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, must it always have come from the book?’- G. C. Lichtenberg

'Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me.' - Anatole France

'I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading contest. I hit a bookmark.'

- Stephen Wright

'Sure, reading a book under a tree is peaceful, but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see a bunch of it's dead friends in your hand.'- Kyle Lippert

Bonus- A hilarious joke (that doesn't really match with the theme):

If you subtract 3.14 from 'pig', you are left with 9.8 😂😆

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